Well, well, wonders will never cease ! Those cocksmokers from Telstra finally got my phones sorted and working today, after I got them on last week as soon as I moved in.

Yaaaaaay !!!! No more internet cafes !!!

I think I’ll probably spend most of today online, downloading pr0n, checking my email and probably back-posting to my blog ;-)

Of course, if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t need to do that. At least the porn bit. Or not so much of it. But I guess maybe I’m picky. Or unlucky. Or both. I mean how much longer before I meet someone who looks like …. ooooh say … ‘Teen Kelly’ (she’s on the left in the pic … between you and me I don’t think she’s a real teen … thankgod !) … or even the other one … and who’s past the substance abuse stage like I am (although doesn’t mind a drink or three), has a steady job, actually has time to spend with me, doesn’t play stupid bloody mind-games … and … here’s the real kicker … can actually string two sentences together ?

Hey if she writes ‘zines or blogs, all the better ! But yeeeers … with those kind of expectations, I’ll probably be single for a good time to come ! I mean Jeeeesus … it’s probably been 4 months now since I had sex with someone sufficiently attractive … actually since I had sex with anyone since I don’t sleep with the ‘aesthetically challenged’ anymore ! Probably a month since I had my tongue down someone else’s throat ! And technically I’ve been single since bloody February. It’s driving me frikkin loony ! All this dating business isn’t helping either, since they’re all hotties but they keep turning out to have one major flaw or another ! Gaaawd help me, I need a shag :)