Listening To: Follow The Leader : Korn

“…he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks an absynthe drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the crap times, he sings the songs that remind him of the worst times…” coz I’ve had worse than this, DB you big fekking baby !

So, what are your plans for the weekend, dear readers ? I’ve been a good boy all week, not much in the way of alcohol consumption, but I’m all set to ruin that tonight, let me tell you ! Found out some grimly disturbing news this morning (which I’m not at liberty to discuss), and coupled with my ongoing worry about my girlfriend overseas, this has led me to the inescapable (and oft repeated, but we won’t go into that) conclusion I want … nay NEED … to get out of my own headspace, at least for a little while, via the magic of alcohol.

So basically, my plans for tonight are to ingest as much alcohol as my body can hold, possibly more, and then mosey on down to yet another goth club (“Rapture” @ Rogues) since I didn’t get a satisfying fix of gothness @ Neotokyo last week. In fact, I’m planning on getting so off my tits, if I don’t choke to death in a pool of my own vomit, I’ll be slightly surprised ! The ‘evening’ kicks off at around 2pm when our work Lawn Bowls function commences. I plan on having one or maybe 2 beers there … no more, since I still have to drive home.

Once I *get* home however, around 5 or 6, it’s <ON> for young and old, as I plow my way through a goodly number of absynthe + recharge, and vodka and cokes. If I can still manage to walk 3 hours later, I will be catching the bus into the city, and hopefully shaking my oh-so-gothic arse to some decent ‘old school’ industrial @ Rapture. Hopefully I’ll get home around 5 or 6, and have enough brain-cells left to sensibly fall asleep lying on my stomach, so that any projectile vomit ends up on my sheets only, and not lodged in my throat, blocking my airways.

I know, I know fans … it’s a hard life, but someone has to do it, and that someone might as well be me ! So – what are *your* plans for the weekend ? :)