Listening To: With Teeth : Nine Inch Nails

Hi gang, continuing in the vein of the last post, here is a very quick squizz at first the keyword search statistics from this site (as opposed to my old blog), ranked by % of hits …

Top Search Term

heroin for the rest of your life

Looks like my junkie fanbase is growing. Umm .. damn … sorry guys … but I really don’t have any instructions on cooking up …

Celebrity Stalkers

bella and evan -pink salt

Dieter has dropped off the list for now, but the sad fỡcks in cyberland who wanna give the young restauranters Bella & Evan a piece of sausage are still finding me here …

Desperate & Dateless

where to meet hot goth chicks, find a model date, housewives pissing, ig booty girls

Nice … 11% of my hits come from guys who want to know where to meet hot goth chicks. I could tell you … but then I’d have to kill you – sorry guys ! As for IG Booty Girls … honey … is there something you’re not telling me ? ;P

Just Funny

why do my kindeys hurt

Hahahahaha ! That is truly priceless … some poor sick bastard with impending renal failure, doing a search on google to explain their symptoms and coming across my blog as the answer :)

Terrorists / Revolutionaries

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I swear … I have no secret links to ANY South American guerilla groups. How google led this poor sucker to my site I haven’t a clue …