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Quote of The Day

hakan I hate it when the girl looks into
hakan the camera during a blow job.
hakan It totally destroys the fourth wall,
hakan which is so very important in a porno flick.

Well, for want of anything better to post this morning, I thought I’d share with you another of our semi-regular peeks at the browsing habits of of your fellow TROYL readers. In other words, here’s a look at some of the more edifying search-phrases people are using to find this site on google et-al …

Big Brother Fans
I’m still getting shitloads of hits from BB fans, although my commentary on this years series was virtually non-existent, apart from some early speculation about my potentially auditioning. To put it in perspective - over the last 3 months I’ve had 1803 hits from search engines. Of those the majority were BB related in some way - 1154 of them in fact ! More often than not, the ’some way’ relation were sad bastards searching for nude pics of the BB housemates. That’s just tragic. If you’re that desperate, just buy a fucking Ralph magazine fellas. Or Zoo, FHM, NW … take your pic really, coz Krystal has had her tits out just about everywhere !

The only BB searchphrase I’m even going to dignify with a mention this time around (because re-posting them just encourages a vicious google search-cycle) is

“saxon jo ashton want my mum“

The mental image that conjures up is frightening, isn’t it ? ;-)
The Usual Porn & ‘Naughty Celeb’ Addicts
a lesbian with her tongue up another girls arse hole
albanian girls to be spanked
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ann coulter nyphomaniac
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backpacker nude pics
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fiona horne - nude
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john holmes cock pics
julie delphie nude
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mark phillipousis ex girlfriends
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mark phillipousis paris hilton
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merv hughes in leather pants
naked cock blog
naked gay white teenage boys showing their dicks with pics
pics of tim patch the penile artist
see my boobies
sex images champagne bottle in my pussy image
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teens making naughty xxx home videos
uk shags.com

I swear … I still don’t run a prØn site … but I really should, with the amount of traffic I get for delightful search phrases such as the above ! This is only a selection mind you of the kind of shit ‘popping up’ (hehe) in my logs. We had a fair few g-string related ones, the usual backpacker sex addicts, a bunch of people looking for Albanian porn, a whack off … I mean whack of John Holmes hits (what can I say ? I guess word gets around when you’re as well-endowed as a certain blogger *s*), the usual Mark Phillipousis stalkers and a new group of pervs looking for nudie pics of Fiona Horne. Sorry gang … the closest I got was meeting her backstage @ Blackmarket one time when Def-Fx were playing support for Infectious Grooves. I won’t go into the details, but I know for a fact there’s no pictures around ;) As for the sick puppies wanting photos of Denise Drysdales tits (and Merv Hughes In Leather Pants) - that is really, reaaaaally twisted !

Desperate Horny Fuckheads
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I really do wonder, ya know gang, how Google ends up directing these people to my site. It’s not like I had an advertisment anywhere up on TROYL saying “Wanted: Madamme To Run High-Class Brothel In Bondi Junction. Essential: At least 3 years experience in a similar role, MYOB or Quickbooks experience, good references. Preferred: The ability to tell the full on crackwhores from the occasional junkies, and turf them out accordingly is a definite plus, as is a willingness to perform oral when needed.” I’m a bit disturbed by the fact some of the peeps visiting this site want me to show them my nude sister as well … especially when you consider I don’t even have a sister ! And don’t get me started on circle jerk clubs …

Chubby Chasers & Bogans
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chubbies in mini skirts
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malaysia chubby & chaser
met a date while in the mall
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vs commodore ventilation problem
wog or poofter if you played soccer

Ah, there’s nothin’ like chubbies in miniskirts when you’re walkin’ through Penriff Mall, eh ? Pity you won’t find the solution to VS Commodore ventilation problems here though. In fact, I think this is the first and only time VS Commodores have (and will be) mentioned on TROYL. I don’t have a happy hardcore cover of Knockin on Heavens Door to download for you either, sorry guys. As for thinking only “wogs or poofter”s play soccer … screw you … I played soccer when I was a lad. Oh … wait … I am a wogboy. Damn ! :-)
The Vain & Vacuous
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blonde tan nyphomaniac
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bratz modelling agency
gay recruitment consultant
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paris hilton and solariums
pornseries hairdresser
princess bitch face syndrome
scaring in solariums
sexy steps to make the guys so horny
solariums at bondi
solariums castle hill
sunbaking pressures to look good
who is loreal men expert male model

You guys know I’m not the model in the Loreal Men Expert commercials, right ? I mean I use the stuff, but don’t come to my site expecting endorsements or pictures of me cavorting shirtless in big tubs of it or anything. I’d like to find a “pornseries hairdresser” though … that would be cool ! I must say I’m curious to know what “princess bitch face syndrome” is as well … no doubt it’s a result of finding “Botox Bondi Junction Australia” :)
Plain Weird
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eat sushi of naked girls
eat sushi off naked women
erotic assimilation borg
friday night live 2006 corgi poo
functional psychopath
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fur coat heat stroke -dog -pig -cat -chinchilla -ferret -rabbit -pet -animals
gripley tools
horny older cougars with cock in their mouths
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mean girls mind games
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nay sydney lesbian web of death
opposite of nyphomaniac
psychopath functional
puberty humour
risingson fetish
young liberals weirdos

There is no puberty humour on this blog. Ever. Really … I’d never make fun of people with pimples, raging hormones and shitty part-time jobs at McDonalds ;) Corgi poo on the other hand … hehe … what more needs to be said than “corgi poo” really. I think we might be dealing with a few surfers who have a bit of a ‘robot fetish’ as well gang - how else do you explain “cyborg evo force darwin” and “erotic assimilation borg” ? Stay away from TROYL, you sick trekkie android-fuckers !!! *s* Speaking of fetishes, what the hell is a ‘risingson fetish’ ? Is it ‘erotic asphyxiation’ a-la the Sean Connery (”Rising SUN” you morons !) flick of a few years back, or something even wierder ? Tell you one thing … I hope I never get caught in the “Sydney Lesbian Web of Death”, especially by wierdos trying to make “Liftâ„¢ Gunpowder” with “Gripley Tools” !!! And yes …. Young Liberals ARE weirdos :)
Clubbers, Musos & Party People
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bungalow 8 club friday night
bungalow 8 photos parties
cheap hipster vinyl pants
clubbin what it means when arse grabbed
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cohi bar
dcm nightclub sydney
does bungalow 8 have a dance floor
friday night for the rest of our life
funny life of a clubber
going out in sydney clubbing
goth club prague
goth club prague czech republic
goth sydney shrine
ibitha rave
italian g strings
jai rodriguez nightclubs
jbhifi musical keyboards
leonards tavern
little lost raver
m-audio evolution mk-425c
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m audio uno
midi controller parramatta
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nightclub bosse sound
nightclub chicks kissing — video samples
nightclub grope
positivo - friday 11 august
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rapture gothic sydney club
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slipp inn
slipp inn establishment
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sydney cbd nightclubs / 80 s music
tankstream bar
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tankstream nightclub

See, now these are the kind of people I want visiting my site. Clubbers, party people, people who go to pubs … yeah … hang on … ‘nightclub chicks kissing’ … ‘arse grab’ … ‘cheap vinyl pants’ …. damn … too many flashbacks to my teens and early 20’s again ! :-P
That’s it’s y’all, keep it real and have a great weekend !